Monday, June 30, 2008

This....heat....

....metling away my will to live...my ability to spell...

The hotter it gets, the shorter my list of Things I'm Capable of Doing Right Now gets....


Things I'm Capable of Doing Right Now (In This Heat)

1. Sweating
2. Laying flat on back
4. Twitching slightly
5. Groaning feebly
3. Thinking about ice cubes
6. Wiping brow
7. Changing shirt again
8. Applying more deodorant
9. Taking off shirt
10. Taking off pants
11. Taking off skin
12. Running toward distant oasis only to find it's just a mirage
13. JogBlogging





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