Thursday, June 7, 2007

THINGS IN POO (A NONSEQUITUR)

Top 9 Things You Do Not Want to Find In Your Poo


9. Ice Pick
8. Compacted rodent bones, Fur
7. Your own teeth
6. Teeth of others
5. Legos
4. Legolas
3. Tiny Stegosaurus
2. Full-sized Stegosaurus
1. God

Top 4 Things You DO Want to Find In Your Poo

4. Money
3. Cash
2. Dollars
1. Cents



The great thing about Pea Coats is that they make it not such a big deal when you walk around all day with your fly open. I think that's why they're called Pea Coats, actually.

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